Thanks for taking me to get fixed today.
It took you long enough.
However, I will dearly miss you while we're separated.
Your love on wheels,
I know you want to come and get me.
I am so full of sugary goodness.
But I am terrible for you.
It's a good thing The Jetta's in the shop, and you're without a car.
Saving your blood sugar fifty points at a time,
the Doughnuts at Publix
WHY THE HECK DID IT TAKE YOU THREE DAYS
TO CLEAN ME?!?!
But hey, thanks for doing it anyway :)
This obsession has got to stop.
Any more, and I'll ask CTU to prepare an interrogation room for you.
Seriously, stop it.
Kindly send us back those Gettysburg DVDs.
You've had them for a month,
And you didn't even watch them!
You make a terrible plant mother.
Better luck next time,
the dead basil in the backyard
It's high time we had a better relationship.
And by that, I mean it's time that we HAVE a relationship.
nonexistent workout routine
Hope everybody's having a great Hump Day!