Stolen from Chelsea:

I was going to do a bullet point post about all the random things I've done today. But instead, I'm going to copy one of sweet Chelsea's old posts and do... Reverse Letters!! (If you click on the link, it'll take you back to her original reverse letter post.) Hope you're okay with me being a total copy-cat, Chelsea!

Dear April,

Thanks for taking me to get fixed today.

It took you long enough.

However, I will dearly miss you while we're separated.

Your love on wheels,

The Jetta

Dear April,

I know you want to come and get me.

I am so full of sugary goodness.

But I am terrible for you. 

It's a good thing The Jetta's in the shop, and you're without a car.

Saving your blood sugar fifty points at a time,

the Doughnuts at Publix

Dear April,

WHY THE HECK DID IT TAKE YOU THREE DAYS

TO CLEAN ME?!?!

But hey, thanks for doing it anyway :)

Love,

The Shower

Dear April,

This obsession has got to stop.

Any more, and I'll ask CTU to prepare an interrogation room for you.

Seriously, stop it.

-Jack Bauer

Dear April, 

WASH US!!

Signed,

Your Laundry

 

 

Dear April,

Kindly send us back those Gettysburg DVDs.

You've had them for a month,

And you didn't even watch them!

Sincerely, 

Netflix

 

 

Dear April,

You make a terrible plant mother.

Better luck next time,

the dead basil in the backyard

 

 

Dear April,

It's high time we had a better relationship.

And by that, I mean it's time that we HAVE a relationship.

Love,

Your nonexistent workout routine

Hope everybody's having a great Hump Day!